is butter a carb?

answer: no.

Contrary to what Mean Girls had me thinking for over a decade, butter is not a carb. Which is why I am filled with it. [read: kinda keto]

But this blog isn’t really about butter. And this blog is definitely not about carbs. To be honest, I don’t even really know what I’m doing here. Maybe, like every other self-serving Millennial, I believe my life is unique, special, and worthy of sharing. Or maybe, I’m just a bored, lonely, almost thirty who is looking for a time-consuming hobby.

Either way, join me as I navigate through life’s basic hardships- you know, like Botox and buttered coffee- and maybe pick up a few tips, tricks, and laughs [at my expense] along the way.

with love and butter,

bree

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